As heard on Cumberland's WCBC Radio, AM 1270, these are the columns of the Good Ship Dick, an American privateer plying Red-sea waters ripe with self-bloviated targets hostile to freedom. Commissioned by sons and daughters of liberty, we seek out and engage said forces, until they yield or go under.
Then sail off with their trophy-licious booty, who never had it so good as upon the waters Dick...
"The rotting-carcass scent of American politics is far less pungent on the printed page and, as always, far more informed..."
Dreams are eyed a long way off, someday-vision like sunset clouds of pink and orange, hanging on the horizon, miles ...